These chapters are designed to take you, by way of illustrated exercises,
checklists and anecdotes, through the process of preparing yourself to
give your book the presentation it deserves. Take a look:
CONTENTS
INTRODUCTION
I was born modest, but it wore off.
Mark Twain
CHAPTER ONE
Preparation
The art of acting is the ability to do nothing.
Sir Alec Guinness
Why don't you try acting, dear boy. It's so much easier.
Sir Laurence Olivier
CHAPTER TWO
Your Presentation
A little song, a little dance,
a little seltzer down your pants.
Chuckles the Clown
CHAPTER THREE
Your Cast of Characters
We just don't see you as bald.
Los Angeles casting director
CHAPTER FOUR
Getting Naked in Rehearsal
Is there a nude scene?
Eve, Garden of Eden
CHAPTER FIVE
Taking It on the Road
The true test of a Halloween costume: it's got to let you drink,
dance, and fit through the Men's Room door.
Herb Tajalle
CHAPTER SIX
Stage Presence
Now I want spirits to enforce, art to enchant
Let your indulgence set me free.
The Tempest, William Shakespeare
CHAPTER SEVEN
Of Sites and Sightlines
Let's put on a show!
We can use the old barn!
Judy and Mickey
The play's the thing
Hamlet, William Shakespeare
CHAPTER EIGHT
Warming Up
Act enthusiastic and you'll be enthusiastic!
Dale Carnegie
CHAPTER NINE
Engaging Your Audience
What did you think of the audience?
Loved her, can't stand him!
Hans Conreid
CHAPTER TEN
On-site Etiquette
To succeed in the world,
we do everything we can to appear successful.
Françoise, Duc de la Rochefoucauld
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Audience Members with Disabilities
Who come with varied tongues, but hearts the same
Oliver Wendell Holmes
Get a grip, Jeffrey. He probably didn't realize you were an
elephant when he told that last joke!
With apologies to Gary Larson
CHAPTER TWELVE
What if NOBODY Shows Up?
I risked everything for adventure; I did my best, and was overthrown
I did not lose, nor could I lose my integrity, and I can still fulfill
my promise.
Don Quixote, Miguel de Cervantes Saaverdra
It's my party and I'll cry if I want to!
Leslie Gore
CHAPTER THIRTEEN
Closing the Sale
When I get a little money, I buy books; and if there is
any left over, I buy food and clothes.
Erasmus
CHAPTER FOURTEEN
Places, Everybody
this really cannot be called courage
until you have swallowed it.
The Wizard of Oz